Who Wants to Have Sex (with Heidi D. Crumple)?

There she is wearing her plaid skirt and tightsAnd a white blouse that hides her mosquito bitesShe sports a great big pimple on what resembles a faceAnd her hair grows wild its all over the placeWhod ever want to have sex with Heidi D. Crumple?Shes about as butt ugly as Mervin B.

HumpleHer teeth are all crooked and Ill be she doesnt flossWhat isnt she pretty, like those girls you see in Gloss?Is it because shes a retard? yeah, shes pretty dumbBut shes not really stupid like Godiva P.

SlumbSlumbs in that special ed class at the end of the hallRight next door to the schools only girls toilet stallThats where youll find Heidi every day at two oclockWhere the poor thing goes to suck on Harry Gockles cockHeidi doesnt like this and often wishes she were deadBut Harry says hell kill her if she doesnt give him headI hope he doesnt go further with poor Heidi D. Crumple One thing you should know Harry Gockles her uncle!You might find this disgusting; you might even find it sickThat Gockle, the gym teacher, makes her suck hard on his dickBut though its kinda gross and might make you madThe situations alright it really isnt quite all that badBecause no one will have sex with Heidi D.

CrumpleNot even Fredrick Pietaster or that Jerry McNumpleSo for the goodness of Harry lets all just raise a toastAt least, he know what Heidi really, really needs the most!.